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Rushad Eggleston

  • Harmony Music House 2521 Broadway Boulder, CO, 80304 United States (map)

An intimate evening with Rushad Eggleston at Harmony Music House

This is an all acoustic "house concert" style setting.

Saturday, December 1st

Doors 7pm Show 7:30

$20 Adv $23 at the door

All sales final. No refunds.

rushadicus is a 

cello shaped spaceship captain 

knower of harmoogian zarf weasels

acrobatic blurk dancer

world-inventor 

tongue shaper

mind blower

joy spreader 

stratocaster shredder

professional jazz kazooist

explorer of the unknown

fearless improviser

musical innovator

parnickthian poet

twangy yowler

rimniscuous rapper 

composer

and many things

which have never been

Please read below for the full bio:

His Majesty The Goblin Prince of Jick is no mere "Rushad Eggleston". He is also: a Snutch-Cat of Fwingy-Pingies, a Harmoogian Zarf-Weasel, Rusharguanox, Mr Thurrowogouñfnees, Rushadicus, Mr Von Jijjybauw-Jijjybauw, & Ruusta Benuusta Beduusta B'shad, among countless others. His cello's name is El Cellocabra del Norforbiulonés, his body's name is Blarnox, and his butt's names are Robo Hazuni, Butti Ugnokuttees, and Harold AKA "Harry" (it's ironic). In 1999 he became captain of a Buntungwian jark-pirate ship full of scholar which he led on a 4-year expedition across the entire Berkleegean sea. Along the way he acquired a veritable bounty of skills, sounds and knowings from which he concocted a salve for suffering and distributed it all around the world through musical mirth and mischief. Now he "lives" in some pleasantly wylde california woods and blasts away on his thunderous blark-cannon all day. And of course Rushadicus is no mere cellist. He is also a jazz kazooist, inventor of worlds, exercise coach, trash vocalist, dancer, amateur acrobat, jester, clown, goblin, entertainer, producer, songwriter, poet, composer, guitar shredder, mandolin plucker, banjist, bass-thumper, tennis player, golfer, bowler, motivational speaker, avant-garde vegan cook, cartoonist, filmmaker, and wizard-in-training. He sees the world as infinite stacked pandora's boxes of metaphors, and believes that any part of any box can be converted into melodies, and therefore that energy is everywhere, infinite and free. He also believes the speed of melody is faster than the speed of light and that musical instruments are the most precise time traveling machines existing. He keeps in regular touch with beings from other dimensions who often send him strange words and melodies. Words like "bicky onk a-boogeny" have been known to appear suddenly upon his shoulder at random times. Rusharguanox plans for the future many epic productions, compositions, publications and recordings in the service of joy and to further the influence of the magickal land of Sneth, where he resides when not vacationing on Earth. Mr Thurrowogouñfnees feels incredibly fortunate to have only ever needed to play music for a living, and plans to feel that way for the rest of his days, which he hopes will be full of music, games, weirdness, laughter, joy, and snethity. He and his wife, her majesty the royal varmint Mouse Princess, are slowly but powerfully building up a great empire of Sneth to be a beacon of fluffy hope and peppery power for these ever questionable times. In conclusion, he offers this poignant proverb of plu-plox: 'Binsnithio blynnegax thuberon markweez dessledorf manskiolotas fwyoblanginate trummux, insnarthio vuulu-évitch m'skolkiagandros dwezzomine, muck muzzyuagrine, f'nicktobegeen, hazzo-tween steen in a gorlox panthonode jacktofworp of thimmy thimmy uskiuanimmi'. Amen

Band Members

Rushadicus 
El Cellocabra del Norforbuloñes (cello) 
Thobus Thwaffner (kazoo)

Earlier Event: December 15
Ragged Union